I can't sleep.
Sophie is just a few strides into the fourth grade, but today she told me what she'd like as a fifth grade graduation gift.
Sophie is just a few strides into the fourth grade, but today she told me what she'd like as a fifth grade graduation gift.
- beef jerky
- twelve scratchers (lotto tickets)
- a tin of boneless sardines (or anchovies)
- a Mexican coke
- five dollars, cash money
- some gum
Wowzers.
That is hysterical.