Non-commercially lifted from someecards.com.
Well. Not for me, it isn’t.
Here’s a confession that’s sort of horrible: I’m feeling kind of gleeful that I’ll lose some weight after my surgery. When I told Scuba that I was glad that at least my bonus prize for going through all this would be hundreds of dollars worth of jeans that fit again, he was all, HI. Maybe focus on your HEALTH, you dork. And I was like, Hmmm, I wonder how much a colon weighs? Super sad and inconceivably shallow, but true nonetheless.
I keep trying to say more about this, but it’s not coming out well. So I’ll just leave it at that.