Rinse out your cereal bowl or I will kill you with a sharp piece of cornflake that I chipped off the bowl with my fingernail.
Shut the fucking cabinet door so nobody hits their head on the corner of it.
For the love of all that is holy, FLUSH.
You want to know if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty? LOOK. AT. THEM.
This is a light switch. It has an OFF setting.
Toothpaste goes on your toothbrush, in your mouth, and down the drain only, so wipe it off the side of the bathroom sink.
Huh. I think I could write these up all day.