I was inspired by Ms. Uffish to do this thing. I am so validated! Here’s who I look like according to the software.
which is a stretch at best. Though if you google-stalk her, you’ll get to see lots of pictures of her in her undies. I also pulled up Julia Roberts (!!), Amrita Rao (NOT!!), Paula Radcliffe, Wislawa Szymborska, Andie McDowell (uh, huh), Mira Sorvino (must be my blonde hair), Julianne Moore (the freckles, maybe?), and Romy Schneider (as. if.).
When I waited tables I was told I looked like Holly Hunter, Jodie Foster and Karen Allen. Once in college a shaking boy approached me thinking that I was Belinda from My Bloody Valentine. He couldn’t even speak to me, he just showed me his binder that had pictures of her all over it. THAT was awkward.
What am I rambling on about? Just trying to avoid other stuff I ought to be doing or dealing with, I suppose.
I did that too and hit Angelina Jolie. Yay! Sharon Stone! Jennifer Aniston! Jodie Foster! Wow! Sharon Tate. Hmmm. So beautiful but there’s a lot of creepy wound up in that one. It couldn’t get creepier.
Or so I thought until the last hit was Michael Jackson’s mugshot!
I can’t wait to try that!
And how did this thing not come up with you looking so much like Alanis Morrisette? That’s who I instantly thought of when I saw a picture of you.
Okay, according to that software I look like a whole wad of people I either never heard of or barely heard of… such as Celia Cruz, Benita Ferrero-Waldner, Anita Ekberg and Susan Sontag. I also look somewhat like Sophia Loren and Lucille Ball. And, apparently, an old Indian man in a turban. But the most ridiculous of all: Angelina Jolie. So not… I forgot to check the match percentage, but it could only have been 1 or 2 percent based solely on the fact that I’m female and have dark hair.
That was fun, but I may have to declare it a load of hooey if it thinks any person on the planet can possibly even slightly resemble a geeky older Indian man in a turban and glasses AND Angelina Jolie at the same time. Yes… yes… that IS amusing!