Dear Jen,
We understand that you have the very best of intentions,and that you’re really motivated and everything, but it’s time for you to stop killing us and all our relations. Please, have some decency and just buy your herbs and veggies from the market and invest in some realistic silk flowers. 
All of the Plants, Everywhere
P.S. Stop daydreaming about that greenhouse for the backyard or we will cut you.

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