You know those cute signs that say things like Eat Your Veggies or Mind Your Manners? I’m seriously thinking of creating some that say things like this:
Rinse out your cereal bowl or I will kill you with a sharp piece of cornflake that I chipped off the bowl with my fingernail.
Shut the fucking cabinet door so nobody hits their head on the corner of it.
For the love of all that is holy, FLUSH.
You want to know if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty? LOOK. AT. THEM.
This is a light switch. It has an OFF setting.
Toothpaste goes on your toothbrush, in your mouth, and down the drain only, so wipe it off the side of the bathroom sink.
Huh. I think I could write these up all day.
My best friend growing up was the oldest of 5 and her house was FULL of handwritten signs like this. They were everywhere – when you opened a cabinet, when you used the bathroom, when you opened the medicine cabinet. Also, her mom once threw a pie in the face of one of her brothers b/c she was that fed up with him. I loved that house!
Hi Shannon! You realize you’re just encouraging me, right? Actually, MY mom had a sign on the inside of the linen closet door. It was right past the door to her bedroom, and people (NEVER ME) would leave the door open and she’d walk into it in the dark. Yikes. Her note didnt’ have any cursing in it, but I’m sure if she had it to do all over again, it would. Lots!
Now you’re just depressing me, I have YEARS to keep telling other people to flush?