Just now, Sophie came up to me and said, "Mommy, listen to my idea, Mommy. Here’s my idea: YOU go to the store and buy two, uh, two things, two boxes, um, two PACKS!! of eggs. One is for eating and one I will crack and YOU will clean it up. Okay, Mommy? That is my idea."
And then I banged my head into the wall repeatedly. THE END