Just now, Sophie came up to me and said, "Mommy, listen to my idea, Mommy. Here’s my idea: YOU go to the store and buy two, uh, two things, two boxes, um, two PACKS!! of eggs. One is for eating and one I will crack and YOU will clean it up. Okay, Mommy? That is my idea."
And then I banged my head into the wall repeatedly. THE END
She had me right up until “…and YOU will clean it up.”. That Sophie just cracks me up.
Oh my Gosh! It is my 4 year old son..except he wants to go to the hardware store, “Mom, and buy some tools and some bolts, ok…How do you spell “bolts” Mom? I am going for build something for REAL, Mom. And it is going to be dangerous…… Mom? Mom?” zzzzzzzzz
I feel for you! At least I’m not cleaning.
Maybe you should start buying EggBeaters. . And since they are fake-ish and come in a milk-carton-type continer, no shells!