Sophie and Willow painted their fingernails with a light blue, metallic, glitter polish. Sophie decided that Willow was too wiggly, so in an effort to keep her still, she painted her tongue with nail polish.
I think this means that I can only pee alone when they are asleep.
Why must we be punished for just wanting to pee ALONE?
So how does one resolve a fingernail-painted tongue? ER? Doctor? Scrap it off? Certainly not fingernail polish remover…
Yeah, but like now her tongue’s really pretty now, right?
Luckily, Willow didn’t let her get more than one pass at it. I thought about calling poison control, but decided just to watch her and she seems fine.
I’m thinking that maybe you could cut a hole in the bathroom door, install a little two way mirror…you know, you can see out but no one can see in… or, maybe just resign yourself to having company for a couple more years. How well I remember!
I feel for you. In a similar amount of unsupervised time tonight, Bella managed to pour an entire giant box of coarse kosher salt ALL OVER our king-size bed. She had a pretty even distribution going, and she did it so quickly, that it HAD to have been planned in advance. I fear for us all in the coming years.