I’m walking past the fountain by the grocery store (on my way home from depositing John’s paycheck and getting my six pack for the weekend) and there are three skater/stoner/surfer kind of guys hanging out. 

Guy one:  Dude, dude.  Dude,  I’m taking off now.

Guy two:  Kay.

Guy one:  Yeah.  Dude, I’m gonna go read a book for awhile.

Me: cracking up and glad to hear it