I’ve been seeing little hearts everywhere. Like in my soup at lunch today.
And, luckily there’s no photo of this one; the bird poop on the back window of my van. I have to admit that when I first saw it, I thought for a microsecond about taking a picture because it’s a perfect heart shape. But then I got a little gaggy thinking about it. When Sophie saw it, she immediately said, OH LOOK! HEART SHAPED POOP! I’m going to take a photo of that heart bird poop, print it out, and make a valentine for that mean boy in my class. It will say HAPPY. VALENTINE’S. DAY.
So apparently I have been grinding my teeth at night. I made a groove in the back of my top front teeth with the front of my bottom front teeth, and I wore off the enamel on the bottom front teeth. I had that fixed today, and soon I will go back to get fitted for the super sexy, always-in-style mouthguard. (this is the part where I touch my finger to my ass and make a sizzling sound)