Answering the boys’ questions about S-E-X was a cakewalk compared to the ones I’ve been getting (mostly from Lex) lately.
- During supper, with everyone at the table, "MOM, what’s a hooker?"
- Whispered in my ear while I made lunch, "MOM, what’s crack?"
- Shouted to me while walking home from school today (I was several paces ahead because Lex was wearing heelies, eating a popsicle, and wearing a box on his head), "MOM!! What’s a eunuch?" to which I managed to hem and haw something about a eunuch being a servant and how is that popsicle? it sure looks good! Lex then yelled back, "SO, a servant who isn’t allowed to get married?" YES! EXACTLY!!
- And from Sophie, "I’m gonna die someday, right?"
Jeez, children, give your poor mother a break and get interested in kid stuff for awhile, okay?
Willow is really snotty and feverish and in the middle of a nasty ear infection. She keeps taking off her clothes because she is hot, and then she comes to me in her diaper (still working on that. . . ) and her care bearz cropped tank top and says, "Wanna bwankwet. I feeeee-zing." Right now she’s bundled up on the couch watching a busytown video, which she calls "Wicherd Scawwy." (Richard Scarry writes the busytown books, and how she connected that, I do not know. She also looked at the door of the exam room we sat in at the county clinic last night and said, "Three!" which was the number on the door. She seems to be scary smart.)
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