there’s this list that I saw while checking my hotmail account called "12 Things To Do Before You Have a Baby." Or something like that. It bugged me, but then again, every.last.thing. is bugging me today. I especially take issue with this:
Remember, the cash you spend on all of those Saturday night dinners
(splurges) could probably end up paying for diapers and formula.
How about suggesting breastfeeding?
Anyway, here’s my (real life!) list:
- Think that you want to maybe get pregnant.
- Make appointment to get IUD removed.
- Show up to appointment pregnant.
- Listen to OB say,"Wow! None of my patients has EVER conceived with an IUD before!"
That list also says it’ll cost one million dollars to raise my four kids. I didn’t want to know that. And the last thing on the list should read, "Give up on the idea of ever being this organized and prepared. EVER AGAIN."