Sophie 6:30 a.m.

Sophie, looking up toward the ceiling: Santa, please bring me a unicorn!
Me: Santa doesn’t bring unicorns honey.
S: Yes, yes he does!  A MenOnIck one! With a golden horn that hits people, and it can go zero-one speed super fast and can get us to school.  And, there’s even a seat belt!  Say if I was a bird, and sofast you couldn’t see me.  There’s two buttons on the side of the tummy.  The unicorn tummy. One is red, one is green.  The green button can make it go, the red button can make it stop.  The other button, which is purple, it makes her land down.

This may just be the year I tell her.

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