So, I’m away on a business trip and staying in a hotel with Jenny. I am maybe three towns over from where I actually live, but since we had to be here tonight and early tomorrow I’m crashing Jenny’s room. My boys are crushed that I am away. You see, I brought my personal laptop along with my work one, and now they have to wait a whole day to play runescape.
I’m not popular at home right now.
I ate so much and laughed so hard at dinner (no, NOT drunk, just seated across from Jenny) that I hurt from my hips to my armpits.