At the candy store

in Monterey:

SG: Dude!  Look!  It's a Chuck Norris Pez dispenser
Me: Naw, I think it's Star Wars (not because I could really tell, but because I read the "Star Wars Pez"  sign).
Both of us: Looking at Pez with red hair and beard.
SG: I think it's Ian McGregor.
Me: Yeah.  If it was Chuck Norris, you wouldn't eat from it, it would eat YOU.

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