My children won’t eat lots of things that I think they ought to like. Things like oatmeal cookies, banana pancakes, chocolate dipped strawberries. However two of them will cry, real tears, if they don’t get "egg chips" with their scrambled eggs. You know what egg chips are??? It’s the crispy crap that is left on the sides of the frying pan after you make the eggs. I have to deal with a tantrum if I forget to not scrape the sides of the pan at just the right time to make the egg chips. It’s an art. It’s like making a souffle with all the work and none of the reward. Unless you like egg chips that is. If you do, you are weird.